I Don't Know Much About Football. I

I Don’t Want To Be Seen Smiling, Having Fun, Or Eating.

Fame Is Not Like A Jacket. You Can't Put It On And Then Take It Off.

I'm Very Proud To Be British, And My Brand Is British.

I Keep Fit By Running After My Three Boys All Day.

Everyone's Showing Their Thong Out The Back Of Their Jeans. But You Shouldn't Wear Any. You Get A Better Line If You Wear No Knickers.