I Don't Know Karate, But I Know

You're Like A Dull Knife, It Just Ain't Cutting.

Sometimes, You Like To Let The Hair Do The Talking!

It Doesn't Matter How You Travel It, It's The Same Road. It Doesn't Get Any Easier When You Get Bigger, It Gets Harder. And It Will Kill You If You Let It.

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Crazy.

I Taught Them Everything They Know, But Not Everything I Know.