I Don't Just Try To Be Funny.

They Invented Hugs To Let People Know You Love Them Without Saying Anything.

In Roslyn, Pennsylvania, We Started Our Real-life Family Circus. They Provided The Inspiration For My Cartoons. I Provided The Perspiration.

I Didn't Always Spell My Name Bil. My Parents Named Me Bill, But When I Started Drawing Cartoons On The Wall, They Knocked The 'l' Out Of Me.

I Never Studied Art, But Taught Myself To Draw By Imitating The New Yorker Cartoonists Of That Day, Instead Of Doing My Homework.

Lovesick, Bitter And Hardened Heart. Aching, Waiting For Life To Start