I Don't Just Preach; I Put My

There's Some Benefit To Being Happy In Your Life. Of Looking Around And Saying, 'this Is Mine.

There's A Difference... Between The Kind Of Woman You Would Bang And The Kind Of Woman You Would Marry.

I'm Looking Forward To Providing The Men Of Seattle With An Evening Where They Can Kick Back, Light Up A Cigar And Enjoy A Night To Themselves. Women, We Can't Technically Keep You Out, But Please Stay At Home.

Are Men Shallow? Should We Be Looking For Inner Beauty? Ha, Ha.

When I Saw Houses In Palmdale Going For $500k, I Knew Something Was Wrong. If You Got Foreclosed, I Don't Feel Sorry For You!