I Don't Just Denounce Suicide Bombers. I

I Employed My Wife For Three Years To Sit In The Attic And Type Up My Autobiography, 700 Pages, Organise Everywhere I Go. I'm Paying The Normal Rate Of Tax On The Money I Take Out For Myself.

The Tories Had The Legal Right To Demand Extra Meetings Of The Council But I Could Decide When They Would Be Held And Always Called Them For Friday Afternoons, Knowing That Three Or Four Of The Richer Tories Went To The Country Early And Were Not Prepared To Stay In The City Beyond Lunchtime. I Realised That Nothing In Politics Is New When I Read In Suetonius's The Twelve Caesars That Julius Caesar Pulled The Same Trick When Reactionaries In The Senate Were Making His Life Difficult.

Consultation Is A Good Thing When People Agree With You, And A Waste Of Time When People Don't Agree With You

My Administration Will Tackle These Issues In Consultation With The Black Communities Of London.

I Kenneth Robert Livingstone, Having Been Elected To The Office Of Mayor Of London, Declare That I Take That Office Upon Myself, And Will Duly And Faithfully Fulfil The Duties Of It To The Best Of My Judgement And Ability.