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I Don't Even Know Which End Of A Computer One Is Supposed To Gaze Into. I've Never Used A Computer.
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I Don't Even Know Which End Of
P. J. O'Rourke
I Don't Even Know Which End Of A Computer One Is Supposed To Gaze Into. I've Never Used A Computer.
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