I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

I Called A Detox Center - Just To See How Much It Would Cost: $13,000 For Three Weeks! My Friends, If You Can Come Up With Thirteen Grand, You Don't Have A Problem Yet.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

Jim Bakker. He's Lost Everything, He's Ruined. And The Worst Thing Of All He Still Has To Wake Up To Her!

Everything Can Be Satirized.