I Don't Belive Oprah's Sexual Abuse Stories,

It Turns Out Superman Is Weak To Kryptonite And Horses.

My Mother's A Psychologist, My Stepfather's A Psychologist, My Stepmother Is A Therapist And My Dad's A Lawyer. So It Was All Prominent In My Life. I Don't Know Anyone Who Doesn't Know Someone On Some Form Of Prescription Medicine.

I'm Grown Ass Man And Grown Ass Men Can Do Whatever They Want, Got It?

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.

When I Think About The Holidays, I Think About The Salvation Army Guys Ringing Bells In Front Of Stores. They're Always So Nice To You And They're Always Willing To Give A Heart To Heart Conversation. They Actually Bear The Winter Cold To Ask For Your Petty Cash With A Smile On Their Face. Fudge Those Guys.