I Do Still Get Intimidated By Certain

I Put Myself On Tape And The Cool Thing Was That Martin Scorsese Had Never Heard Of Me. He Had Never Seen [everybody Loves Raymond]. I Was Just An Unknown Actor To Him. I Don't Want To Sound Conceited, Like He Has To Know Who I Am, But That Seemed A Little Odd. He's A Film Genius. He Doesn't Watch Sitcoms.

The Married Man Has All But Eliminated That Worry From His Life, Simply Because His Wife Knows All About Him: The Good, The Bad, And The Tiny.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

I Have This Mistress: Show Business.