I Do Not Think That Having Children

I Think Everyone Can Recognize The One-upmanship And The Competition That Go On Wherever You Are, Especially Among Groups Where The Women Don't Have To Hold Down Office Jobs And Instead Get In A Total Snit About Who Won The Longest Carrot Contest Or Took First Prize For Summer Chutney In The August Fete.

Of One Thing There Is No Doubt: If Paris Makes Demands Of The Heart, Then Munich Makes Demands Of The Stomach.

Being Blonde, For Me, Means Never Having To Say: 'i'll Have The Honey-striped Half-head Of Highlights For £200,' To A Bored Colourist In A Mayfair Salon, Which Is Much More Satisfying, Not To Mention Cheap.

People Always Say Theres No Such Thing As Bad Publicity, And You Always Think Theyre Right, Because It Seems Self-evident: Nobodys Going To Buy A Magazine That Nobody Ever Talks About, So People Should Want To Buy A Magazine That Everybodys Talking About.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.