I Do Have A Lot Of Gays

If People Work For Me Over The Years, I Expect Them To Be Paid What They're Owed, But I Don't Expect Them To Be Paid More Than They Earn.

I Can Write A Song In About An Hour If It's A Simple Country Song.

You Can Bet There's Something Fishy Going On. I Guess Some Large Mouth Bass Left That Lipstick On Our Shirt.

I Didn't Know Any Gay People In My Childhood.

Being Born Was The Worse And The First Mistake I Ever Made. The Doctor Didn't Spank Me, He Just Slapped Me In The Face.