I Do Date Quite Frequently.

I Write Short Stories. I Write Every Day.

I'm Just A Normal Guy.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

Listen, I'm A Big Fan Of Everything On Nbc. When I Think Of Comedy On Tv, I Really Think Of Nbc.

I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And Knives And Stuff Like That.