I Dislike Both Of [candidates] But There's

I Don't Know That You're Able To Measure Your Aggregate Wisdom As You Go Through Life. I Can't Say That I Ever Feel That I'm Sitting On Top Of A Growing Mound Of Wisdom.

You Know It's A Sad Day When Your Child Looks At You And Asks 'daddy, Are These Organic?'

The American Political Machinery Is Awesome To Behold In Its Scale And Expense And Waste And Madness. It's The Greatest Circus On Earth I Suppose.

I Dont Watch A Whole Lot Of Stand Up. Mainly I Prefer To Read Writers; They Make Me Laugh The Most. Something Gets You When Youre Alone And Someones Voice Is Coming Through Their Work. Theres A Different Quality To It That Stays With You A Bit More.

If You're A Comic, You Don't Have A Rehearsal Room; You Rehearse On Stage. My Main Concern Is Remembering Everything. I've Written Lots Of Material, But How Do You Memorise 90 Minutes? That's One Hell Of A Long Speech. I've Always Had Problems With That.