I Didn't Want Any Degrees If All

If I Were A Piano Player, I'd Play It In The Goddam Closet.

Ask Her If She Still Keeps All Her Kings In The Back Row.

I Just Hope That One Day - Preferably When We’re Both Blind Drunk - We Can Talk About It.

Sex Is Something I Really Don't Understand Too Hot. You Never Know Where The Hell You Are. I Keep Making Up These Sex Rules For Myself, And Then I Break Them Right Away. Last Year I Made A Rule That I Was Going To Quit Horsing Around With Girls That, Deep Down, Gave Me A Pain In The Ass. I Broke It, Though, The Same Week I Made It - The Same Night, As A Matter Of Fact.

I'm Quite Illiterate, But I Read A Lot.