I Did Not Want To Turn To

It Doesn't Make Any Difference How Much Money A Father Earns, His Name Is Always Dad-can-i.... Like All Other Children, My Five Have One Great Talent: They Are Gifted Beggars. Not One Of Them Ever Ran Into The Room, Looked Up At Me, And Said, "i'm Really Happy That You're My Father, And As A Tangible Token Of My Appreciation, Here's A Dollar.

Never Say [to Younger People] "that Was Before Your Time," Because The Last Full Moon Was Before Their Time!

I Want All This Loud Profanity In The Street Stopped. I Want People To Think About Choices.

Some Authority On Parenting Once Said, "hold Them Very Close And Then Let Them Go." This Is The Hardest Truth For A Father To Learn: That His Children Are Continuously Growing Up And Moving Away From Him (until, Of Course, They Move Back In).

A Father... Knows Exactly What Those Boys At The Mall Have In Their Depraved Little Minds Because He Once Owned Such A Depraved Little Mind Himself. In Fact, If He Thinks Enough About The Plans That He Used To Have For Young Girls, The Father Not Only Will Support His Wife In Keeping Their Daughter Home But He Might Even Run Over To The Mall And Have A Few Of Those Boys Arrested.