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I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.

Every Time I Hear The Word Conservative It Makes Me Sick To My Stomach.

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

I'm So Sick And Tired Of People In The Media Telling Us That Because Of The War, Sports Aren't Important. Fans Need Sports. We'd Have Only Crime And War To Watch On Tv If Not For Sports.

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.