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Nothing Sinister. Just Getting Exercise. Although Some Might Consider That Sinister.

What Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Funnier.

One Day We'll All Be Dead, And None Of This Will Matter" -the Brightest Star In The Sky.

Some Think Love Can Be Measured By The Amount Of Butterflies In Their Tummy. Others Think Love Can Be Measured In Bunches Of Flowers, Or By Using The Words 'for Ever.' But Love Can Only Truly Be Measured By Actions. It Can Be A Small Thing, Such As Peeling An Orange For A Person You Love Because You Know They Don't Like Doing It.

I Never Wear Flats. My Shoes Are So High That Sometimes When I Step Out Of Them, People Look Around In Confusion And Ask, "where'd She Go?" And I Have To Say, "i'm Down Here.