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The Internet Is Like A Gossipy Girls' Locker Room After School, Isn't It?

You Really Only Understand Whether A Song's Good Or Not When You Properly Play It Out In Public For The First Time.

The Beatles Were Huge For Me, ... I Used To Jump Around The Room To The Red Album, The One With All The Early Hits On It. It Made You Feel Euphoric. It Was A Sensation I Couldn't Get From Anything Else, Whether It Was Playing Football, Swimming Or Even Seeing 'star Wars.'

Just Because You Can Leap Off A Drum Kit Doing A Scissors Kick While Hitting A Chord, People Expect You To Be An Extrovert Socially. But I'm Not Always Comfortable With The Idea Of Small Talk At A Party.

Anyone Can Play An Instrument If You Show Them How To Move Their Limbs, Lips Or Fingers The Right Way. It's Irrelevant. What Is Relevant Is Personality, Energy, Creativity And Disturbing Sense Of Humour.