I'd Never Join A Club That Would

I'm Giving [my Analyst] One More Year--then I'm Going To Lourdes.

Showing Up Is 80 Percent Of Life.

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

I Believe There Is Something Out There Watching Us. Unfortunately, It's The Government.