I'd Love To Go To School And

I Drink Protein Shakes Nonstop - Three Or Four A Day - And I Run A Lot, So You Get Rid Of The Bad Carbs And Keep The Rest So You Have The Energy To Make It Through.

I Trained More Than Anybody Ever In A Golf Film Ever Made - My Swing Is Pretty Hot.

It's Really Easy To Fall For Someone On-set, But In The End You Know, It's A Representative And It's Not Really Them.

I Was Doing Stand Up Comedy When I Was 11, That's How I Got Started; Not Because I Wanted To Do Comedy, But Because We Were Broke, Living In Echo Park In Downtown Los Angeles, From 1986, I Saw The Rodney King Riots; My Parents Didn't Really Work. But I Wanted A New Backpack, That's How I Got Into This Business - I Wanted A New Backpack.

I Think, My Generation, It's Hard To Have Hope When You Got A $700-trillion Derivatives Debt To Pay And A Bubble About To Explode And $500 Trillion Worth Of Gdp.