I'd Crack Up Without My Music. It's

I've Got Tons Of Irreplaceable Information Inside The Soul Of This Computer.

Let Me Put It This Way: When I Read, I Learned The World Was Not As Small As My House. And That Everybody In My Home Town Was Not Representative Of The Way People In The World Were Raised. And That Was What Saved Me.

Being A Lifetime Wife And Mother Has Afforded Me The Luxury Of Having Multiple Careers: I've Been A Teacher. A Chauffeur. A Chef. An Interior Decorator. A Landscape Architect, As Well As A Gardener. I’ve Been A Painter. A Personal Shopper. An Accountant And A Banker. I’ve Been A Beautician. Santa Claus. The Tooth Fairy. A Movie Reviewer. A Nurse. A Psychologist. A Negotiator. An I Have A Ph. D In How To Pretend Like You Don’t Mind.

I Have A Big Mouth, And Over The Years, As The Eldest Of Five, I Have Had A Tendency To Speak When No One Really Cared.

I Also Discovered That You Can Get Used To A Man , Much Like You Do A Household Pet!