I'd Be The Best Mum Ever. I

I Think My Mum Has The Foulest Mouth Of Anyone I've Ever Met.

A Trick I've Learned Is To Eat Just A Little Bit Of Something That Has No Carbs And No Sugar In It Before You Go To Sleep Because It Keeps Your Metabolism Going.

Lady Gaga's Fans Are The Worst.

They Say You Should Never Eat Before You Go To Bed, But I've Found Just Having A Tiny Little Snack - Like Half An Apple Or Something Like That - Before You Go To Sleep Really Helps.

I Call Myself A Ffp: Former Fat Person, And When You're An Ffp, You Will Always See In Yourself What People Used To Bully You For.