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For Me, Skinny Is Just A Style Of Jeans -- Not A Goal.

'i Mean, [kanye West] Is Called Me A B***h In His Songs. That's Just, Like, What They Say. I Never Once Think, [gasping] 'what A Derogatory Word! How Dare He?' Not In A Million Years.'

[kanye West] Took Me To A Fashion Meeting In Paris Once. I'd Never Met These People; I Was So Nervous. It Was The Beginning Of Our Relationship, And I Didn't Know Anyone In Fashion. And He Passed Out At The Table. I'm Like, "i'm So Sorry, We're Jet-lagged." You Don't Know The Number Of Times I've Had To Say That. I Always Flat-out Lie That He's Jet-lagged, Even If We've Been Home For Months.

I Always Put Clothes And Family Photos Under The Mattress, In Case The House Burns Down.

Kanye [west] Just Says The Funniest Analogies That Are So Random. I Should Start Keeping A Book - In 20 Years, I'll Have A Big Book Of Analogies.they Always Make Me Laugh.