I Certainly Did Plays In High School

Your First Pregnancy You Have Nothing To Do Except Sleep And Take Care Of Yourself And Go To Prenatal Yoga Or Whatever. Now I Have A Full-time Job, I Have A Four-year-old, I've Got A Life That Is Demanding My Attention, So I've Gone To Prenatal Yoga Once. It's Such A Bummer.

As My Kid Gets A Little Bit Older, If I Feel Like I Have A Little Bit More Time On My Hands, I'd Like To Get More Into Developing Ideas And Writing Things.

No One Cares What You Ate For Breakfast. Unless It's Something Really Spectacular, Don't Tweet Me Your Breakfast, I Don't Care.

I Only Became A Celebrity Because I Had A Kid. Before I Was Pregnant Nobody Cared. I Joke To My Agent That Having A Baby Made My Career.

I Do Like To Pop In And Help My Friends Out When I Can, Or Be A Part Of Their Projects.