I Can Tell If Someone Is Talking

They Say That Women Like A Man Who Can Make Them Laugh, And I Find That If You Can Make A Woman Laugh On The First And Second Dates, Then You're Doing Well.

I Was A Guy Who Wanted To Become Famous. There Was Steam Coming Out Of My Ears, I Wanted To Be Famous So Badly. You Want The Attention, You Want The Bucks, And You Want The Best Seat In The Restaurant. I Didn't Think What The Repercussions Would Be.

Well, I Was Lucky Enough To Be Involved In About 19 Failures At An Early Age, So I'm Realistic About The Success I'm Having And How Quickly It Can Go Away. What's Important Is To Be Smart About It.

I Used To Believe In A "ms. Right", But Now I Know There Is Like 4 Million "ms. Rights" And It Is Just A Matter Of Which One You Meet First.

I Always Have The Same Thing - Which Is The Fear Of Not Getting A Laugh - That I've Had From The Time I Was A Kid; Obsessing Over, 'this Joke Doesn't Quite Work, We've Got To Get This Right.' I Was Always Like That, Whether I Was A Member Of A Six-person Ensemble Or Whether I'm The Center Of A Show.