I Can't Tell You 100 Percent What

I Certainly Wish Gov. Palin No Harm. I'd Just Like Her To Explain To Me How She Can Hold Such Outrageous Views...and Then Go Back To Alaska.

I'll Take On Somebody If They're Offending The Entire Culture, Not Just Offending Me.

I Was Really Going Through A Transition In My Life. I Was Tired Of Feeling Victimized By My Career.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

Onstage, I'm Still Wearing My Fabulous, Sheer Dresses Because I'm Not That Big.