I Can't Tell You His Age, But

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?