I Can't Stay Mad At Pope Frank.

Eric Holder, Our Attorney General, Says The Mr. Snowden Will Be Brought To Justice. Just As Soon As We Can Find Someone Who Can Track His Calls And Read His Emails.

Your Fuselage Shouldn't Open More Easily Than Your Pretzel Bag.

March Madnesss...the Only Place Where You Hear 'kansas Is Advancing.'

But Isn't There Something Wrong When I'm The Only Guy In The Country That Got Fired For 9/11?

If You Think Democrats Are Going To Take Away Your Bible, You're An Idiot. If You Think They Are Going To Take Away Your Gun, You're An Armed Idiot. If You Think They're Going To Take Away Your Gun And Give It To A Mexican To Kill Your God, You're Bill O'reilly.