I Can't Prove It, But I Can

You Don't Look Up Truthiness In A Book, You Look It Up In Your Gut.

Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug That Can Lead To Awful Things, Like Phish Getting Back Together.

As We All Know, Reality Has A Liberal Bias.

Cain Understands Domestic Issues Because He Had Experience Selling Pizza; And He Understands International Issues Because Pizza Is Italian.

Folks, I Don't Trust Children. They're Here To Replace Us.