I Can't Get Over This. Dad Isn't

Sometimes You Don't Need A Goal In Life, You Don't Need To Know The Big Picture. You Just Need To Know What You're Going To Do Next!

Why On Earth Declutter When You Can Just Shrinkwrap?

I Can Do This, I Tell Myself Firmly. I Can Be Attracted To Him. It's Just A Matter Of Self Control And Possibly Also Getting Very Drunk. So I Lift My Glass And Take Several Huge Gulps. I Can Feel The Bubbles Surging Into My Head, Singing Happily "i'm Going To Be A Millionaire's Wife! I'm Going To Be A Millionaire's Wife!" And When I Look Back At Tarquin, He Already Looks A Bit More Attractive. Alcohol Is Obviously Going To Be The Key To Our Marital Status.

If My Writing Comes To A Halt, I Head To The Shops: I Find Them Very Inspirational. And If I Get Into Real Trouble With My Plot, I Go Out For A Pizza With My Husband.

A Mistake Isn’t A Mistake Unless It Can’t Be Put Right.