I Can Hold A Note As Long

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?

I Can Never Remember Being Afraid Of An Audience. If The Audience Could Do Better, They'd Be Up Here On Stage And I'd Be Out There Watching Them.

My Career At Warner Brothers Consisted Of One Musical Short Subject. I Was Running Around In A Bear Skin. Very Chic.

I Take A Breath When I Have To.