I Can Connect With Peoples' Pain Because

How Do You Beat Obama? Beat Him With A Cain!

How Do You Say 'delicious' In Cuban?

I'm Very Proud To Know The Koch Brothers. This May Be A Breaking News Announcement For The Media: I Am The Koch Brothers' Brother From Another Mother.

African-americans Have Been Brainwashed Into Not Being Open-minded, Not Even Considering A Conservative Point Of View. I Have Received Some Of That Same Vitriol Simply Because I Am Running For The Republican Nomination As A Conservative. So It's Just Brainwashing And People Not Being Open-minded, Pure And Simple.

Stupid People Are Ruining America.