I Bought All Those [fitness] Videos --

I Make Jokes About It, But It's The Truth That I Kind Of Patterned My Look After The Town Tramp. I Didn't Know What She Was, Just This Woman Who Was Blond And Piled Her Hair Up, Wore High Heels And Tight Skirts, And, Boy, She Was The Prettiest Thing I'd Ever Seen. Momma Used To Say, "aw, She's Just Trash," And I Thought, That's What I Want To Be When I Grow Up. Trash.

When I Wake Up, I Expect Things To Be Good. If They're Not, Then I Try To Set About Trying To Make Them As Good As I Can 'cause I Know I'm Gonna Have To Live That Day Anyway. So Why Not Try To Make The Most Of It If You Can? Some Days, They Pan Out A Little Better Than Others, But You Still Gotta Always Just Try.

First Thing I Do In The Morning, After I Have My Breakfast And Do My Spiritual Work, Is Put On My Makeup And Fix My Hair, And I Can Do My Makeup In 15 Minutes.

You Don't See Too Many Atheists On The Deathbed. They All Start Cramming Then.

I'm Pretty Sure In My Older Years, I'll Be Doing Old-time Flavored Folk-mountain Music.