I Believed In Global Warming After Al

When My Car Runs Out Of Gas, I Buy A New One. I Don't Want To Ride Around With A Quitter.

So If Animals Aren't Our Friends, Then What Are They? The Answer Can Be Summed Up Between Two Buns.

I Believed In Global Warming After Al Gore's Movie Made Money; The Market Had Spoken.

I Know There Are Some Polls Out There Saying This Man Has A 32% Approval Rating. But Guys Like Us, We Don't Pay Attention To The Polls. We Know That Polls Are Just A Collection Of Statistics That Reflect What People Are Thinking In Reality. And Reality Has A Well-known Liberal Bias.

Clearly, America Has No Shortage Of Metaphorical Opportunities For The Poor.