I Believe You Got My Property?

If You See A Black Woman With An Overweight White Man, You Know She Got Effed Up Credit!

A Black Christian Is Like A Black Person With No Memory.

You Can Only Offend Me If You Mean Something To Me.

Only Black People In The Whole Neighborhood, So Let's Break It Down: Me, I'm A Decent Comedian, I'm A'ight. Mary J. Blige, One Of The Greatest R&b Singers To Ever Walk The Earth. Jay-z, One Of The Greatest Rappers To Ever Live. Eddie Murphy, One Of The Funniest Actors To Ever, Ever Do It. Do You Know What The White Man That Lives Next Door To Me Does For A Living? He's A F*****g Dentist.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.