I Believe You Got My Property?

You're Not Famous Unless People's Mothers Know Who You Are. Everybody Else, You Think You're Famous, But You're Just Hot, And Heat Cools Off.

You Know, You Get Famous And You Work In These Weird Jobs And You Don't Have A Lot In Common With People. But Once You Have Kids, You Have Everything In Common With Everybody.

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.

I Like Talking About Subjects That Aren't Funny In The First Place And Making Them Funny. So Anything Down And Depressing Is Something I'll Talk About.

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.