I Believe I Am God's Favorite Comedian.

I Have Led A Pretty Colorful Life.

The More Romance Novelists That Are Out There, Making Romanticized Ideas Of Vampirism For The Kids, The More People Want To See A Real Action Movie, Putting The Bad Guys Where They Belong, As The Bad Guys, And Looking For A Hero To Come Along And Defend Our Very Souls.

My Acting Career Began At Age Three And My Parents Got Me Into It. I Was In A Mcdonald's Commercial.

There Are Many Ways Of Giving Thanks. Eating Turkeys Doesn't Have To Be One Of Them.

I Would Like, In The Long Term, To Be Recognized As A Writer-director-actor.