I Became A Professional Cricket Teacher About

There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But There's None In Politicians.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

If You Cannot Say What You Mean, Your Majesty, You Will Never Mean What You Say And A Gentleman Should Always Mean What He Says.

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.

Pope Paul Iii Was The Greatest Thief In The History Of The Church.