I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!

'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. 'that Sounds Like Tom Jones Syndrome'. 'is It Common?' 'it's Not Unusual.'

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

A Man Goes To A Fancy Dress Party Dressed Only In His Y-fronts. A Woman Comes Up To Him And Says "what Are You Supposed To Be?" The Man Says "a Premature Ejaculation." "what?" Says The Woman. The Man Explains "i've Just Come In My Pants."