Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
I Argue Very Well. Just Ask Any Of My Remaining Friends.
-Dave Barry
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
I Argue Very Well. Just Ask Any
Dave Barry
I Argue Very Well. Just Ask Any Of My Remaining Friends.
Views: 6
Topic
Arguing
Wells
Asks
More From Dave Barry
It Always Rains On Tents. Rainstorms Will Travel Thousands Of Miles, Against Prevailing Winds For The Opportunity To Rain On A Tent.
Travel
Rain
Opportunity
On Behalf Of The Newspaper Industry I Wish To Announce Some Changes We're Making To Serve You Better. When I Say 'serve You Better,'' I Mean 'increase Our Profits.' We Newspapers Are Very Big On Profits These Days. We're A Business, Just Like Any Other Business, Except That We Employ English Majors.
Mean
Wish
Newspapers
The Average Tax Payer Is Not A Big Voluntary Supporter Of The Arts. The Only Art That The Average Taxpayer Buys Voluntarily Either Has A Picture Of Bart Simpson On It Or Little Suction Cups On Its Feet So You Can Stick It Onto A Car Window.
Art
Average
Feet
Although Humans Tend To View Sex As Mainly A Fun Recreational Activity Sometimes Resulting In Death, In Nature It Is A Far More Serious Matter.
Sex
Fun
Views
Epcot Center Also Features Pavilions Built By Various Foreign Nations, Where You Can Experience An Extremely Realistic Simulation Of What Life In These Nations Would Be Like If They Consisted Almost Entirely Of Restaurants And Souvenir Stores.
Funny
Humor
Epcot
Trending Author
Thomas Harris
Tim Robbins
Sandra Bullock
Hannah More
Heywood Broun
Jane Seymour
Quotes by Topics
Action
Attention
Believe
Blessing
Desire
Dream
Ends
Fear
Fun
God
Grief
Hard Work
Hate
Life
Leave Me Alone
Men
Mind
Moving
Opportunity
Philosophy
Positive
Religious
Strong
Thinking
Want
Category