I Am The Heterosexual Truman Capote.

I Am Married To Someone I Love.

Food Has It Over Sex For Variety. Hedonistically, Gustatory Possibilities Are Much Broader Than Copulatory Ones.

I Think The Story Is My Form.

Someone — Cyril Connolly? Ezra Pound? — Once Said That Anything That Can Be Read Twice Is Literature; I Would Say That Anything That Bears Saying Twice Is Quotable.

I Should Prefer To Die Laughing, And, On More Than One Occasion, Thought I Might.