I Am Thankful That Thorns Have Roses.

Every Man Has Three Characters: That Which He Shows, That Which He Has, And That Which He Thinks He Has.

Avoid All Haste; Calmness Is An Essential Ingredient Of Politeness.

I Gather From A Lawyer That There Was A Rehearsal Yesterday. We Haven't A Hope. I Know The Presiding Judge Too: I've Had The Misfortune To Sleep With His Wife. He Was Specially Picked.

Botany Is The Art Of Insulting Flowers In Greek And Latin.

A Widow Is Like A Frigate Of Which The First Captain Has Been Shipwrecked.