I Am Sorry To Have To Inform

An American Monkey, After Getting Drunk On Brandy, Would Never Touch It Again, And Thus Is Much Wiser Than Most Men.

We Feel Surprise When Travellers Tell Us Of The Vast Dimensions Of The Pyramids And Other Great Ruins, But How Utterly Insignificant Are The Greatest Of These, When Compared To These Mountains Of Stone Accumulated By The Agency Of Various Minute And Tender Animals!

It Is Always Advisable To Perceive Clearly Our Ignorance.

Much Love Much Trial, But What An Utter Desert Is Life Without Love.

Blushing Is The Most Peculiar And Most Human Of All Expressions.