I Am So Smart. I Am So

She Threw Into The Wine Which They Were Drinking A Drug Which Takes Away Grief And Passion And Brings Forgetfulness Of All Ills

First You Don't Want Me To Get The Pony, Then You Want Me To Take It Back. Make Up Your Mind!

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

We Cannot All Hope To Combine The Pleasing Qualities Of Good Looks, Brains, And Eloquence.

Ah, Good Ol’ Trustworthy Beer. My Love For You Will Never Die.