I Am Really Enjoying The New Martin

When I Went South In The 1960s, I Knew I Could Die. If I Went Down There And Did What I Did Up In Chicago And Made All Of Those Hatin' White Folks Laugh, Then I Would Have Been Defeated.

Just Being A Negro Doesn't Qualify You To Understand The Race Situation Any More Than Being Sick Makes You An Expert On Medicine.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

There's A God Force Inside Of You That Gives You A Will To Live.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.