I Am One Of Those People Who

[the Word Class Has] Been Excised From The Acceptable Political Vocabulary, Except In The Limited Usage Of Right-wingers When They Accuse Liberals Of Inciting 'class Warfare' - A Charge That Means It's Okay For Rich People To Vote Their Economic Interests But It's Not All Right To Encourage Poor People To Do So.

Because I Don't Do Stand-up, Radio Has Always Been My Equivalent, A Place To Stay In Connection With The Public And Force Myself To Write Every Week And Come Up With New Characters. Plus It's A Medium That – Having Grown Up With It And Putting Myself To Sleep With A Radio Under My Pillow [as A Kid] – I Love. No Matter What Picture You Want To Create In The Listener's Mind, A Few Minutes Of Work Gets It Done.

Even Under The Best Of Circumstances Men Are Hard Creatures To Trap. Women Who Flatter Themselves Into Thinking They've Trapped One Are Like People Who Believe They Can Get Rid Of The Cockroaches In Their Kitchen. They're In For A Big Surprise Late One Night When They Turn On The Light.

You're Not Just Looking For Laughs, But You're Trying To Do The Characters First, And Then The Laughs Come Afterwards.

Democrats Always Like To Brag That Their Guys Are Smarter Than The Opponents And Republicans Always Like To Brag That Their Guys Are More Moral Than The Opponents. But If You're Looking For Morals In Politics You're Looking For Bananas In The Cheese Department.