I Am Not Very Smart, But I

We Do Not Pull In And Fill Up. And I'll Tell You Why We Don't. It's Because I Don't Buy One Goddamn Drop Of Gas In The State Of Michigan. We'll Coast And Push This Goddamn Car To The Ohio Line Before I Give This State A Nickel Of My Money.

I Love Football. I Think It Is Most Wonderful Game In World And I Despise To Lose.

In Football We Always Said That The Other Team Couldn't Beat Us. We Had To Be Sure That We Didn't Beat Ourselves. And That's What People Have To Do, Too - Make Sure They Don't Beat Themselves.

I Don't Like Nice People. I Like Tough, Honest People.

The Bowl Games Are Only Supposed To Be A Fun Reward.