I Am Not A Label Snob And

You Can Want And Want And Want, But If He Doesn't Want You Back ... You Might As Well Wish The Sky Were Red.

So", Says Jack At At Last..."you Broke Up With Connor". Wow. So We're Straight To The Point. "so", I Reply Defiantly. "you Decided To Stay". "yes, Well...", "i Thought I Might Take A Closer Look At Some Of The European Subsidiaries." He Looks Up. "how About You?" "same Reason." I Nod. "european Subsidiaries".

Okay. Now My Skin Is Really Prickling. I've Read All The Harry Potter Books, All Five Of Them. I Don't Remember Any Half-blood Prince. "what's This?" Trying To Sound Casual, I Point At The Ad, "what's Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince?" "that's The Latest Book," Garth The Other Trainee, Says. "it Came Out Ages Ago." I Can't Help Gasping. "there's A Sixth Harry Potter?" "there's A Seventh Out Soon!" Diana Steps Forward Eagerly. "and Guess What Happens At The End Of Book Six-" "shh!" Exclaims Nicole, The Other Nurse. "don't Tell Her!

There Are Some Things I Don't Understand About Jess And Never Will. No Wedding Dress. No Flowers. No Photo Album. No Champagne. The Only Thing She Got Out Of Her Wedding Was A Husband. (i Mean, Obviously The Husband Is The Main Point When You Get Married. Absolutely. That Goes Without Saying. But Still, Not Even A New Pair Of Shoes?)

Darling, When Things Go Wrong In Life, You Lift Your Chin, Put On A Ravishing Smile, Mix Yourself A Little Cocktail.