'i Am' Is Reportedly The Shortest Sentence

In Rome, The Emperor Sat In A Special Part Of The Colosseum Called The Caesarian Section.

The Child Molester Skipped Breakfast, But Said He'd Grab A Little Something On The Way To Work.

We Are A Nation Of Sheep, And Someone Else Owns The Grass.

What Hair Color Do They Put On The Driver's Licenses Of Bald Men?

When You Start In The Childhood Period, When You Begin To Form A Comic Sense, It Was The Radio Comedians - From The Last Days Of Radio And The First Days Of Television. And Spike Jones. And The Marx Brothers. They Represented Anarchy. They Took Things That Were Nice And Decent And Proper, And They Tore Them To Shreds. That Attracted Me.