I Am A Pretty Crazy Person, So

Sometimes The Truth Hurts. And Sometimes It Feels Real Good.

Every Year, August Lashes Out In Volcanic Fury, Rising With The Din Of Morning Traffic, Its Great Metallic Wings Smashing Against The Ground, Heating The Air With Ever-increasing Intensity.

I've Never Killed Anybody... But I've Definitely Thought About It.

I Don't Hate The Government. I Don't Think The Second Amendment Is Being Infringed Upon.

To This Day, My Haircut Is The Number Two Clippers, Which I Apply To Myself Every Month.