I Am A Brigand: I Live By

A Man Is Like A Phonograph With Half-a-dozen Records. You Soon Get Tired Of Them All; And Yet You Have To Sit At Table Whilst He Reels Them Off To Every New Visitor.

The Buried Truth Germinates And Breaks Through To The Light.

Every Man Over Forty Is A Scoundrel.

When A Man Says Money Can Do Anything, That Settles It: He Hasn't Got Any.

Vegetarians Claim To Be Immune From Most Diseases But They Have Been Known To Die From Time To Time.